Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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