ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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