mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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