She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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