Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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