shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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