Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
