Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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