Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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