About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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