She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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