he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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