Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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