But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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