I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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