It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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