he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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