Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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