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(609): View more from New Jersey

Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..

(609): View more from New Jersey

AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!

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(912): View more from Georgia

you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.

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