when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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