im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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