There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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