i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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