He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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