i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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