11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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