Having a random hookup so left but love u
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize