i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Randomize
