Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Please, let me fuck your mom
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
