She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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