Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My breath smells like gin and sadness
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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