i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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