We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You took a bar mat shot.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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