Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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