If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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