She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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