Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Two words: nipple clamps
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