Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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