HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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