Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Did I show you my penis last night?
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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