elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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