im drinking this country out of the recession.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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