you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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