he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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