yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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