what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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