I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
God, I missed his penis.
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