I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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