That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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