i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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