i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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