Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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