The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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