I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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