Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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