we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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