we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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