You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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