i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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