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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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