Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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